There is someone out there for everybody.
It just might be a goose.
Oh God, I hope not…
look at this edgy ass shit lmao
I’m laughing so much I’m lightheaded. this is incredible
oh my fucking god, this is cartoonishly edgy. imagine the thirteen year old boy in an adult body who came up with this lmfao
Fuck video games.
this is easily the funniest thing i’ve seen all month
Everything gaming related in the last few months has just been utterly humiliating, and this is no different. This is the biggest thumbs up I’ve seen to the Gamers-Are-Seriel-Killers-In-Making crowd since someone went and made the Columbine mod for Doom. Like. I doubt anyone who follows me will, because if you put up with my shit, you wouldn’t like this. But. Do not buy this game. Avoid this game at all fucking costs. Regardless of how good it may or may not be on a quality-of-mechanics scale, this is a fucking travesty, and we need, literally, the gaming industry, needs, needs, needs, for this game to fail so horrendously that everyone who ever worked on it is fucking ruined.
I can’t wait for this to get banned in Australia and hear a bunch of babies crying about freedom of speech
This game is literally being developed by neo-nazis.
fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3
little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean
PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!!
Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.
If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.
This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It’s a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage.
If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won’t stick around. After a few seconds, all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won’t want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.
I don’t care what your blog theme is, this can save someone’s life and needs to be spread